"A little while ago, we decided to try potty training. Note the use of the word 'try.' It didn't exactly work. Anyway, in our attempt to get Brody excited about this, we went to Target to pick out a potty. We found that the cheapest one also happened to be made to look like a frog. Brody insisted on carrying it through the store. That is, until we got to the most crowded busiest aisle. The one in front next to all of the cash registers. And, I should note, Target was very busy at this time. Brody decided he wasn't carrying the potty anymore. Instead, he put it in the middle of the floor and sat it on it. Then, he shouted one of his first coherent sentences: "Look I sitting on the potty!" And he insisted on sitting there for several minutes. It took bribery, in the form of chocolate, to get him to move. I was horrified.
My favorite thing at Target is by far, their pre-marinated ribs. They're expensive, but oh so good."
Sometimes it still takes bribery, in the form of chocolate, to get me to do things.
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